Dear Google:

Look, I know you’re big, and that’s cool. I’m a small blogger, that’s pro'lly somethin' you don' bother 'bout. Ya see, I had been runnin’ AdSense on my blog but you freaked out on somethin' and locked up me account. I’m straight, dude, I’m cool. I know how it works, you and the god damn one time appeal. Excuse my forwardness on the situation, but I ain’t got that much time, shit to do, just like you, my man.

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So which online advertising campaign can give a small-time, tight on budget advertiser best bang for the bucks? Who delivers the maximum impressions? Who delivers the best CTR? Who generates the highest traffic? Find out yourself.