Planning for that much awaited vacation? Expect boss to come up with a work-during-weekends-plan.

Never been late on payments? Expect your credit card company to jack up the interest rates.

Thinking of saving some money by moving to Vonage? Expect AT&T to hit you with a $1000+ bill.

Planning on flying after a long time? Expect Obama to pay a visit and lockout the entire airspace.

Hoping Bipin or Ashok would show up on the weekends? They’d get too darned busy to even say “See ya sucker.”