PIG: “Err… Sir, I do not have the FORTRAN compiler, do you have one?”

DBF: “What do you mean huh? Can you tell me how much is the power loss?”

PIG: “Sir, I can tell you if I had the Fortran compiler installed but I do not have one installed right now!”

DBF: “ Ah, so your new machine cannot even run my FORTRAN program and you say it is better than everything we have put together with hard work all these years?”

PIG: “But Sir ..”

DBF: “Listen You pot of mud, you can fool everyone here but not me. You can take your machines and your senseless proposition out of here. What is this I say? You have connected everything to one power socket?”