Dear Google:

Look, I know you’re big, and that’s cool. I’m a small blogger, that’s pro'lly somethin' you don' bother 'bout. Ya see, I had been runnin’ AdSense on my blog but you freaked out on somethin' and locked up me account. I’m straight, dude, I’m cool. I know how it works, you and the god damn one time appeal. Excuse my forwardness on the situation, but I ain’t got that much time, shit to do, just like you, my man.

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It's over. There's nothing left for you here. Wake up. Go home. Your children are waiting.

You never saw this coming did you? For, you fought so many hard pitched battles, you won too, bullet by bullet and your comrades, even when falling by the way-side had only one th