PIG: “Err… Sir, I do not have the FORTRAN compiler, do you have one?”

DBF: “What do you mean huh? Can you tell me how much is the power loss?”

PIG: “Sir, I can tell you if I had the Fortran compiler installed but I do not have one installed right now!”

DBF: “ Ah, so your new machine cannot even run my FORTRAN program and you say it is better than everything we have put together with hard work all these years?”

PIG: “But Sir ..”

DBF: “Listen You pot of mud, you can fool everyone here but not me. You can take your machines and your senseless proposition out of here. What is this I say? You have connected everything to one power socket?”

Dear Google:

Look, I know you’re big, and that’s cool. I’m a small blogger, that’s pro'lly somethin' you don' bother 'bout. Ya see, I had been runnin’ AdSense on my blog but you freaked out on somethin' and locked up me account. I’m straight, dude, I’m cool. I know how it works, you and the god damn one time appeal. Excuse my forwardness on the situation, but I ain’t got that much time, shit to do, just like you, my man.

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This could so easily be real. It is almost real! Sales Vs Web-dude, Management Vs IT, Sales Vs PM, PM vs Engineering, it would fit any of them;